First time

So, I wanted to put this picture up by the title of the page, but I'm an idiot, and it ended up on the post. This is a picture of me during Sing (which was this thing in college where my fraternity would put on makeup and dance and sing and I grew a moustache but you can hardly see it because I have fair hair.) I hate the word blog, so I will try to refrain from using it. But you can't avoid slips, like all the times my dear mother has meant to call my name, Jordan, and instead used the dog's name, Missy or Chloe, both of which sound nothin like Jordan and are not even the same gender.
Well, I don't leave for two weeks, but I wanted to go ahead and set up this site. So get ready for stories of me teaching kindergarteners who don't speak the same language as me, me getting lost since I have no sense of direction, and the occasional or frequent diatribe in the guise of "What really grinds my gears" in true Peter Griffin fashion.
Until then,
adieu